i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you traded sex for a burrito?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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