Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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