They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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