Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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