Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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