so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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