Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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