Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
