my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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