well you can't waste a boner
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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