how can u be prego again
I'm passing your future prison.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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