I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
And then he peed in my hair
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