Can Purell be used as lube?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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