I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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