This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
