I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
