Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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