i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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