Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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