god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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