yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
