Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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