I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Is it because I queefed?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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