coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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