After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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