just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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