Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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