I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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