I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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