some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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