So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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