how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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