Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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