You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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