All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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