U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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