think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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