I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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