last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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