what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I understand Curling. That high.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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