No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
His nipple licking is glorious
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