Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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