I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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