Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
