when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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