margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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