Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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