Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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