This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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