I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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