I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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