A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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