yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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