just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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