he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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