i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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