question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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