It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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